Dank Coffee Brand is the first coffee shop in the world to serve only dank beans. Our special blend of beans are hand picked by Oompa Loompa's from a secret location (that happens to be a Starbucks) and then brewed at various locations. You will agree it is the best tasting coffee in the world. It's so good that we can't even describe how it tastes. That's why we let our customers do all the drinking for us. If you haven't tried Dank Coffee, you should. We're sure that you will like it and become an avid fan of ours as well!
We have an amazing selection of freshly brewed artisanal coffee, fresh brews, fancy lattes and more, made possible by a collaboration of the best Oompa Loompa Baristas from Willy Wonka's Factory in part to settle a lawsuit involving Fun Dip and Pixy Stix.
Dank Coffee Brand is the world's best instant coffee product to enjoy at home as well. It comes in a variety of flavors and is specially formulated to provide maximum caffeine content, while still tasting like hot chocolate. Every bag of our products comes with a free official Dank Coffee Brand License to be used as a coaster or a plate or whatever it is you do when you get bored in your bedroom.
