Our Coffee & cannabis

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coffee

We have an amazing selection of freshly brewed artisanal coffee, fresh brews, fancy lattes and more,  made possible by a collaboration of the best Oompa Loompa Baristas from Willy Wonka's Factory in part to settle a lawsuit involving Fun Dip and Pixy Stix.


Cannabis Joint on green and white background

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cannabis

Dank Cannabis is a premium handcrafted cannabis that is sourced from only the most sustainable and fair practice farms across the USA and Narnia. Curated and packaged with love before arriving at the Coffeehouse, it offers a premium experience to customers looking to consume only the best.

lounge

We serve an array of marijuana strains by third-party vendors from all over this side of the Sith Empire.  Come experience the best cannabis shop in the world. Our buds are so good you'll wanna hit this lounge everyday.

Our Beautiful
(and Dank) Coffeehouse

The vibe here is laid-back and cozy, with dim lighting, good music, small tables and couches that allow you to just chill and hang out with your friends or get some work done on your laptop. Our menu includes dozens of high quality coffees  as well as teas and chais. Our servers are always polite and never in a rush to get your order out. Chill music is playing on the speakers while friendly staff members are ready to help you with anything. We also sell delicious pastries made fresh by local bakeries every day! Come experience something new !


Visit us!

We're open from 7am to 7pm.


420 Mary Jane Avenue

420 Mary Jane Avenue


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